Tuesday, August 27, 2013

Audition Sides

Please print, choose one monologue, and prepare thoroughly

Feel free to change gender pronouns as needed


#1.
When you have someone over there, you have a different calendar than everyone else.  Most calendars look forward – Church picnic next Sunday, Easter is in 3 weeks, just two more months ‘til summer.  But our calendar only looks backward –  he went away one month ago, its been 5 weeks since he left, this is the 2nd Christmas he’s been gone.  We don’t know when he’ll be back.  All we know is what it says on the paper he signed, “Duration plus 6”.  The duration of the war, plus six months. So to fill the missing hours, we wrote letters, which we tried to make sound cheerful:  Happy Anniversary!  Not the big one of course, this is your 6-month anniversary of being away.  Noah and I celebrated by drawing pictures, which we’ve enclosed.  In case you couldn’t quite tell, Noah drew a bear.  Mine started out as a bear, but we thought it looked more like a car, so now it's a car.  At church last Sunday Noah shared the peace with the new couple with the baby, and that made everyone laugh.  We decided to stay around for the youth group breakfast but the pancakes were dry, so we left.

#2.
He knows how much a 4 year old can change in 6 months, he doesn’t need to be reminded. Did he need to hear he was missing his son write his name for the first time, or sing all of Hey Jude by himself?  My stomach ties in knots when I have to drop him off at day care, and that’s when I know I’ll be back in 8 hours and won’t go through a war zone before I can hold him again.  Usually we got emails, but every once in a while there would be a letter.  I loved those the best because it was something tangible.  His pen marks on the paper... a tiny little piece of him.  “You deserve a longer letter than this; but it is my unhappy fate seldom to treat people so well as they deserve”  Jane Austen.  OK, he wasn’t quite that poetic, but it didn’t matter to us.  What mattered was that letter

#3.


Of course I knew he lied on his application.  I always knew when he lied.  I knew he lied the day he and Kenny Hoff spilled whitewash all over the front stoop and told me it was the Gunderson boy from across the road.  I knew he lied the night he told me that he didn’t sneak out to holler to Marianne Dutch out her bedroom window, and I knew he lied about this.  But in the spring of 1943 all anyone at the church could talk about was what happened in Warsaw, and the boys wanted to protect us.  They talked about honor, and they spoke of their duty.  So I looked the other way. The night before he left, we sat at the kitchen table and I looked him square in the eyes.  “Be of good courage”, I told him.  “Be honest. Be upbeat. Be of good cheer. No room for phonies. And the lowest thing of all is to become a thief.”  That was my advice.  What else could I say?